What do you get when you invite two thousand women to a ritzy hotel in downtown San Francisco? The obvious joke would be a lot of talk about shoes and guy trouble over cosmos. Only when it’s women writers, guy trouble is called “good conflict” and believe you, me, the heroes are usually sexy. More than not, you’ll overhear sadistic ways to off people, or say, how you can get your werewolf shape shifter to stop shedding hair all over the house. (Suspense and paranormal are very hot, you know.) Romance Writers of America, natch. While some of it is like the stuff your mom and grams probably read, there are now tons of sub-genres that actually don’t have that much romance in them. And, just for the record, I drank razzberry mojitos – spelling accurate. Top: Talented debut author Danielle Young-Ullman, Falling Under. Middle: Authors Malena Lott (me!), Dating da Vinci and Jane Porter, Mrs. Perfect. Bottom: NYT best-seller Susan Elizabeth Phillips