Love nothin’ better than a new book in bloom! Here’s the new one we picked for you!
Got Kindle? Love funny? Check out Jenny Gardiner’s (@jennygardiner on Twitter) newest humorous novel, available as a Kindle exclusive right now. Be one of the first to read her book and let us know how you feel about this big tale of foodie love.

About the Book

In SLIM TO NONE, Abbie Jennings is Manhattan’s top food critic until her expanding waistline makes staying incognito at restaurants impossible. Her cover blown on Page Six of the New York Post, her editor has no choice but to bench her—and suggest she use the time off to bench-press her way back to anonymity. Abbie’s life has been built around her career, and therefore around celebrating food. Forced to drop the pounds if she wants her primo gig back, Abbie must peel back the layers of her past and confront the fears that have led to her current life.

With a strong yet delightfully vulnerable voice, food critic Abbie Jennings embarks on a soulful journey where her love for banana cream pie and disdain for ill-fitting Spanx clash in hilarious and heartbreaking ways. As her body balloons and her personal life crumbles, Abbie must face the pain and secret fears she’s held inside for far too long. I cheered for her the entire way.
—Beth Hoffman, bestselling author of Saving CeeCee Honeycutt

Satisfying as a Thanksgiving dinner at Mom’s. … Jenny Gardiner’s heroine gives us a sarcastic but provocative look at our love-hate relationship with food. You’ll eat this up in one sitting.
–AD HUDLER, bestselling author of Househusband and Man of the House

“Jenny Gardiner has done it again – this fun, fast-paced book is a great summer read.”
–Sarah Pekkanen, author of The Opposite of Me

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