This is not my Mother in Law, as she is dead. But this was an ad on Craig’s list, and I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it.

Used Mother in Law for Sale

Large grey model from the 60′s.
Does not work well with women or anyone except her granddaughter for that matter.
Is not socially appropriate and will be rude in any given situation.
Unit is “fully self-aware” but unfortunately the “awareness of others” feature is broken.
Not an effective communicator or companion as the model was manufactured in a poor environment in a Minnesota hick town.
Defects include but are not limited to: drunken stories told on repeat mode, incessant talk about the above mentioned granddaughter, hurtful and pointed comments, manipulation and pouting, as apparently this model was not upgraded from the infant model.
May be used effectively as a paper weight or door stop. BUT use CAUTION in the door jam as this model may use you for a door mat.
Price reduced do to age, but unit retains much of it’s original value as the brain portion is virtually unused!
Any takers?

Happy Monday.

Jamie