The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton – Miranda Neville

 

If you read the blurb (this is a technical term) on the back of this book, it mentions several lessons to be learned.  One of which is never to disrobe in front of a gentleman unless at gunpoint.  Intriguing…

Lesson two says something to the effect — if one should run into the titled nobleman on the moors of the countryside who ruined any future prospect of marriage, deny any previous acquaintance.  Charming….

Lesson three recommends should an opportune moment to get back at said nobleman reveal itself?  Make it big and make it stick.  Captivating…

And, lesson four:  that while not all knowledge can be found between the covers of a book, the proper improper book would prove invaluable.  (Okay, it didn’t say that exactly, but I’m sure that’s what Ms. Neville meant).  Perfection… or shall be by the time, you, the reader, finish following Celia Seaton’s education.

As you can see, there are several lessons from which anyone could surely benefit.  A perfect example?  Perhaps, Tarquin Compton (our hero)?  Known and envied for his outrageous attire, he is, shall we say, somewhat pompous.  Not someone Celia could fall in love with—until he is bonked on the head and loses his memory for a time.  Unfortunately for her, timing of said recall  is most inconvenient.  Murphy’s law.

Hmmm… Is “Murphy’s law” a historical term?

Once again, Miranda Neville does not disappoint. Ten thumbs up.  —Kathy L Wheeler.

A Night to Surrender – Tessa Dare

 

         I was sitting at lunch one day with a few of my friends (none of whom read romance) when I began to describe a scene in this book.  (Incidentally, the one of which I’m speaking is on page 168).   From the moment I turned to the first page, I found myself laughing.  People walking by thought I was nuts.  Perhaps I am.  But I loved this book.

Set in a little community called Spindle Cove, the hero’s cousin refers to as Spinster’s Cove (see what I mean?), Bram, the hero, needs Susanna Finch, the heroine’s father to give his recommendation for Bram’s re-entry to war.  A debilitating injury to his leg has kept him from leading his troops for months, and he is desperate to return.

Instead, he receives an unwanted Earldom, along with a broken down castle, and the ridiculous appointment of creating a mission to guard the township.  Piece of cake.  Nothing could be simpler.  Right?     Except, he needs men.  And, well, he has a good start—his right hand man, and his lazy cousin.  But then the obstacles begin to mount, soon bounding to insurmountable.  For instance, the once manly tavern is now a frilly tea shop.  The blacksmith, rather than shoeing ox’s, fashions lockets.

The men in Spinster—uh, Spindle Cove, he finds, are far and few between.  In addition, whenever Bram poses a question, the answer is, inevitably, ask Miss Finch.    My point from the beginning is that the friends I shared the scene with, stated, “this sounds like a theater production.”  (Which means I loved it.)  The pictures in my head, combined with the witty dialogue and wacky characters, had me rolling on the floor laughing.  ROFL for you Texters and Tweeters.

And now that I’ve whet your appetite, the bad news is that this book is not scheduled for release until September.  But just remember—if you do not read Tessa Dare’s newest, you will, sadly, miss out.  —Kathy L Wheeler

The Ending that Wasn’t

This past week I finished the third (and final) book in one of my favorite YA series. I won’t say which one because my rant here will be a spoiler of sorts. My problem is that the book had no ending! Well, sure, it had an ending in that it ended. But that’s the best I can give it. When I read the last line, I was instantly flipping pages back and forth, assuming I’d missed something. I mean, these characters were important to me. I cared about them! I worried about them late at night. And now I have no idea how things worked out. Was she cured? Was he? Did they get married? Does Cole resume his music career?

 

Of course, the fact that I have these questions is testament to the power of the trilogy. It’s a beautiful, lyrical story, masterfully written–as is every book written by this author. I own them all. So I have to believe the ending was no cop out, but the result of some highly-debated decision to let the reader come to her own conclusions. Frankly, I wish they’d consulted me (a reader and supreme fan). Because I’m ticked off. I feel like I’ve been taken on a journey and then told to get off the train before reaching the station.

 

Which brings me to my question. How do you feel about cliff hanger endings–particularly when you know there isn’t going to be a sequel. Are they dramatic and sensational? Or a break up over text messaging.

 

Confessions of an Improper Bride – Jennifer Haymore

 

It never fails to amaze me  how an author can take a seemingly ridiculous notion and turn it into a gripping plot only to resolve it so convincingly.  This is exactly what Ms. Haymore has accomplished with her latest tale.

Serena Donovan has obliterated her own reputation.  Sent home in disgrace to West Indies she is rehashing her utter stupidity to her twin sister when an unexpected wave surges over the rail sweeping her sister overboard never to be seen again

I was quite surprised as I had not read the blub on the back cover of the book (I read this on my sony e-reader).  Needless to say, I had to read on to see what was going on.  Unbeknownst to Serena her mother posted the obituary indicating Meg (the surviving twin) as the surviving sister.  When Meg’s sweetheart initiates contact with the family wanting to pick up with Meg, Serena is in quite a quandary.  If she does not marry well, her sisters will suffer.  And, lord have mercy, should anyone discover her deception.

But there is one person who can discern the difference between Serena and Meg.  The one man she’d lost her reputation to, Jonathan Dane.  Now, the Earl of Stratford.

 

This will be one book you will not be able to lay aside.  —Kathy L Wheeler

 

Just Like Heaven – Julia Quinn

 

Picture this!  An author creates a series of stories (The Bridgertons).  Yet a common thread throughout each book there is one event the characters protest, object to, complain about…well, you get the …picture.  And say, for example…it’s set in the Regency era, and, um… suppose it’s a musicale.

Yes! Yes, that’s good, a musicale.  Better still, a Quartet.  These characters—young and old—loathe to attend because the musicians—excuse me!  I meant Quartet, are all unmarried, yet debuted young women.

And uh—tone deaf.

Yes.  I said tone deaf.

So, the brilliance in Julia Quinn’s new book (I pray is a series) has done just that. Honoria Smith-Smythe is a determined and quite untalented violinist.  But as an unmarried, already out debutante, family tradition requires she take her place in the Quartet until such time she marries.  She grits her teeth in a firm, bright smile and plays.  Why?  To make her mother proud, of course.

Marcus Holroyd, the Earl of Chatteris, is an unusual hero.  He is a brooder (not so unusual), strong (okay, that too is not so unusual).  Somewhat shy and introverted (definitely, unusual).  When he trips in a hole (also unusual) , Honoria has dug to create a theatrical show intended for herself, he ends up spraining an ankle in the silly thing.  Worse, when the doctor cuts off his beloved Hessain boot, he apparently stabs his leg.  Marcus almost perishes from the infection, but for Honoria and her mother’s unexpected medicinal treatments.

But, in truth, it’s their long standing friendship from childhood that brings their situation to life and love.  Uh, and the fact that  if Marcus can sit on the front row and proudly root on this woman on through such ear-splitting trauma.  He deserves the title of ­—

HERO!

So, rather than “picturing this” in your head, try “picturing this” in your hands.  It is such a fun and lovely story, you’ll be glad you did.  And certainly worth the read and the eventual reread.   ­— Kathy L Wheeler