Curriculum Vitae: A Volume of Autobiography – Muriel Spark

I am a Muriel Spark enthusiast, so the prospect of reading and reviewing Curriculum Vitae:  A Volume of Autobiography excited me. My favorite of her novels, Memento Mori, is always on my nightstand for easy access. Spark’s novels, slender, darkly humorous, and ultimately serious in quality and tone, did not prepare me for the author’s lightly sketched autobiography.

Spark approaches her childhood gently, viewing it through a veil of mist and time. The incidents and vignettes of her family life are told with a mellow and distant affection. She draws the backdrop of her childhood, 1930s Edinburgh, deftly and with great nostalgia. Descriptions of the soprano who lived above them, singing nightly, the Buttercup Dairy Company, where the girl on duty would cut, pat and stamp the butter into pretty portions, and the visitors to their home and their town, including a royal couple, are compelling. The most vivid scenes center on the James Gillespie School. Spark describes her teachers, fellow students, and the course of her studies. One particular teacher, Christina Kay, captured the imagination and affection of her students. Spark was a favorite of Miss Kay and enjoyed being treated to cultural activities outside school. Spark fondly remembers attending a poetry reading by John Masefield, about the time he was Poet Laureate, and watching Anna Pavlova dance The Death of the Swan. The influence of Miss Kay proved indelible and far reaching. Spark used Miss Kay as the model for her most famous character, Miss Jean Brodie.

After leaving school, Spark attended college, taking classes in literature, taught at a private school for girls and small boys to obtain free secretarial instruction, and worked for a ladies clothing store. While socializing, she met the man she would later follow to Africa to marry, Sydney Oswald Spark. The marriage lasted seven years and produced one son. Spark later referred to the union as “disastrous”. War broke out during Spark’s time in Africa and she began to long for home. Transportation became difficult; the needs of troop movement took precedence over private travel. By the time Spark secured passage to England, her son, born in Africa, had turned six years old. She left him in the care of a convent school and traveled to England where she found work in the Foreign Office. This is perhaps the most intriguing chapter of the book. Spark worked as a secretary for a department that provided disinformation to the German people via radio. Using real German names and addresses, and German POWs as announcers, faux news stories traveled over the airwaves, embedded with negative bits of information designed to sway the German people against the Nazi government. Spark continued this work until just after the end of the war.

After the war, Spark worked for a trade magazine before becoming the editor of Poetry Review. By this time, her son traveled from Africa to Scotland to live with her parents while Spark continued on in London. Spark describes living in boarding houses and rented rooms, giving the impression of not only poverty but also instability. From the end of the war until the publication of her first novel, The Comforters, Spark lived a life on the edge. She supported herself by writing and editing books about Masefield, Mary Shelley, and Emily Brontë, and with full-time and part-time clerical and secretarial jobs, as well as sometimes having no regular job at all. Spark ate infrequently and famously took Dexedrine to inhibit her appetite. Oddly enough, becoming ill and having hallucinations provided the idea that became her first novel.

Spark covers thirty-nine years of her life in 213 pages, including an introduction and twelve pages of photographs. The coverage is shallow and told exclusively from a self-flattering point of view. Spark’s account of events in her life sometimes complements but frequently contradicts other sources of information. Spark skewers her rivals and antagonists with biting wit. At times she is judgmental, even cruel, revealing highly personal and unflattering details about those who she considered betrayers. This is particularly evident when she recounts her tenure at Poetry Review. Those who did not support her were relegated to enemy status.

If you are interested in an insightful, comprehensive retrospective of Spark’s life, you won’t find it here. This autobiography provides a peek into Muriel Spark’s remarkable mind, reveals some of the origins of her work, and details a recollection of her life in her characteristically simple but engrossing and engaging style.

 

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) – Mindy Kaling

I received Mindy Kaling’s Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (And Other Concerns) as a gift from someone who loves The Office as much as I do.

From the book jacket:

“Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”

Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what makes a great guy (one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly), or what is the perfect amount of fame (so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law), or how to maintain a trim figure (you will not find that information in these pages). If so, you’ve come to the right book, mostly!

In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls. Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door—not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States, but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka.”

I loved this book! It was funny, but not too over the top. I love Mindy and like many people, I wasn’t familiar with her early work. Mindy does a great job to categorizing her life into major milestones, whether good or bad, in a humorous, factual manner. As someone who wasn’t the most popular girl, I really connected with Mindy as she dove into her early childhood, the friendships she developed and how it’s a great thing when you don’t peak in high school.

I also love her drive! Mindy is a great example of how drive and determination and sometimes not being sure of what you are doing is okay. You just dust yourself off and keep going on in the pursuit of reaching your dreams. I was just tickled when I found out she was the writer behind my favorite episode of The Office! The Dundies! If you haven’t seen that episode, I suggest you watch it immediately. Season 2 Episode 1.

Mindy’s witty insight into life is great. Her take on one-night stands (which I totally agree with) made me laugh so hard. But my favorite chapter was the one in which she outlines the rules of best friends. I agree with every word she wrote.

If you are looking for an easy beach read for the summer months that will leave you feeling good, this is the book for you! Have you read Mindy’s book or the book of any other female funny ladies? What did you read and what did you learn?

90 Minutes in Heaven

90 Minutes in Heaven, by Don Piper with Cecil Murphey

First line: “I died on January 18, 1989.”

 You know the phrase usually uttered after biting into a gooey brownie sundae with extra fudge sauce? “I’ve died and gone to heaven?” Well, Piper is serious. He died and lived to tell about it. His first line launches us into his life-after-death ordeal. Terrible car accident. EMT pronounces him dead. By-passing minister feels called by God to pray on the dead ordained minister as the man’s body is pinned in the car for 90 minutes and the ministers start singing together. It’s definitely a gripping premise. Unfortunately, as a biography, it’s really thin. The James Patterson-esque style of writing strips the story from any feeling and Piper’s view of heaven is no different than ones we’ve heard countless times before. The book is not really about heaven, but about his path to recovery and health and healing wounded souls. Which is fine. But the marketing bait is the juicy title; that’s what’s made the book pass a million in sales, not the content therein. 

For: Those wishing to get a glimpse of what heaven is like for, like, two short chapters. – Malena Lott

Buy it at Amazon.