A few weeks ago my good friend, Gigi, sent me a message saying Jennifer Weiner’s book tour would be stopping in Kansas City and I should use it as a good excuse to travel the 300 miles for some much-needed girl time. I drove 6 hours roundtrip to spend 3 hours with Gigi and Jennifer. Worth. Every. Mile.
Swamped with work, family obligations and my wallet looking a little thin, initially I declined but then my inner girl said, This is Jennifer Weiner we’re talking about. AND she’s giving away whoopie pies. That was it. She had me at pastries.
Sitting in the front row of the Unity Temple, Gigi and I commented how the air conditioning was set to the perfect temperature, a relief after our steamy walk to dinner in the Plaza. When Jennifer appeared and took her place behind the podium, we were visibly giddy. I hope we didn’t piddle. Our apologies, Unity Temple. I’ve never met Ms. Weiner in person so I’m not sure what I expected. This was only my second time attending a book-signing so I knew, unlike a rock concert, there would be no smoke billowing across the stage, no opening act, and Jennifer would probably not make her entrance through a rising hole in the floor.
And while we’re on the topic, why don’t authors rise through the floor or descend from the rafters on a rigging? Authors are rock stars and the keyboard is their instrument to shred or strum, depending on the genre. Just like Bon Jovi or Aerosmith (I’m a child of the 80s, these are my references) authors transport us, make us feel, make us think, stir feelings inside us we never knew we had and much like the time I rewound a favorite cassette in 1986 so many times the tape finally blew out, when we’re finished with a favorite book, we want to read it again.
Jennifer Weiner is a busy woman. She has two girls, she’s promoting her newest book, “Then Came You” and she recently became the executive producer for the ABC Family sitcom she created, “Great State Of Georgia.” Oh, and she live-tweets hilarious commentary during The Bachelor/Bachelorette every Monday night via Twitter. Needless to say, she has no shortage of things to discuss on her book tour.
In person, Jennifer is gracious and funny. She spoke about each of her projects with a similar passion and when it came time for the question/answer session, she led a discussion about the Bachelorette contestants that was funny, even to non-Bachelor/Bachelorette-viewing audience members. At the end of her time, she signed books, posed for pictures and although I was anxious to get my hands on one of those whoopie pies on my way out, I really wanted her to exit the stage, just so we could stomp and clap till she came back out for an encore.
Authors, your readers adore you and your fans are no less devoted than music fans. I say contact your agents and start working on a budget for that smoke machine. Hold your next book tour in a stadium and take a cue from Lady Gaga. Show up in an egg.


